its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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