it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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