When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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