Too much gin, very little bucket
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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