Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
a search helicopter?!
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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