He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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