just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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