Having a random hookup so left but love u
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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