As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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