none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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