your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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