JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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