So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
