dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
