is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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