i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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