Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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