i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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