Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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