We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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