Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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