I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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