Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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