Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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