i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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