You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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