I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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