Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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