you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
