therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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