Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
COCAINE IS GR8
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
