Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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