I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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