theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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