Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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