Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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