This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
of course. lets lasso hookers.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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