would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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