There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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