i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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