I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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