Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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