so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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