Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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