Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
