How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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