Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
