The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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