Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
it glows. i had to have it.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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