You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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