I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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