I don't think brook has ever known best
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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